What is this?
We’re running the first ever sweepstakes of its kind, where we pay to freeze one lucky winner
until the day science finally cures allergies for good! But we’re also tossing in a Molekule air purifier too, because you shouldn’t have to wait.
Why are you doing this?
Isn’t it crazy that science hasn’t found a cure for seasonal allergies yet? Isn’t it also crazy that human beings consume all sorts of drugs to temporarily provide allergy relief? This is our way to make a statement about the ridiculousness of allergies, by offering up an extreme solution for an extreme problem.
How does this work?
The sweepstakes officially starts on April 18, 2018, and concludes on May 18, 2018. Simply
submit your email, and at the end of the contest we will contact the lucky winner with a lifetime
membership to the Cryonics Institute as well as a Molekule air purifier. Once we pay your $1250 lifetime membership fee, we'll also facilitate you and your insurance provider to cover the $28,000 Cryopreservation fee, per standard routine at the Cryonics Institute.
What is cryonics exactly?
Cryonics is the science of freezing a human body shortly after death, in hopes of one day being
able to revive the person once science has come far enough along. To be quite honest, the science behind cryonics is still a bit controversial, but extreme allergies call for extreme measures. You can learn more about the Cryonics Institute here.
Who is behind this?
We’re the same folks behind the Molekule air purifier which uses nanotechnology to destroy
harmful allergens and particles in the air.
For more information, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.